# Cute and Funny Names for Your Pet Fish That Will Crack You Up

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Category: Animals & Pets
Published: 2014-11-08T03:49:00
Updated: 2026-08-19T03:32:42
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Well, it’s not like when you call your fish pet by its name, it’s going to vault out of its tank and mount a moist kiss on your cheek. But, your fish has a personality, and every personality merits a fitting name. Buzzle offers you some cute and funny name selection for your pet fish.

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Make christening of your pet fish a funny task. Summon up that sense of humor of yours and come up with a name that will split your friend’s guts. Waken that artist in you and confer a moniker to your pet fish that will prove to be an inspiration to all pet fish owners in the world.  
  
We would like to float a few ideas and suggestions to make this naming ceremony seamless and risible - First, and very important, ascertain the gender of your fish, well, your pet fish is not going to take any umbrage if you call him by a male-centric name or vice-versa, but now that you have decided to name it, why not take in a little effort to find out its sex. Second, if you are an owner of an exotic fish breed that is indigenous to a particular region or country, then try to dig what its called in the native tongue. Third, look to some cinematic influence as it is most likely to give you a great brainwave.  
  
Get some funny and snazzy inspiration for your pet fish through the following selection of names:

## Fish Pet Names

**Female Fish Names**

**Male Fish Names**

Caviar

Anchovy

Omega-3

Flashtail

Piscina

Aquadude

Marshmallow

Cleo

Bubblemoth

Gilly Chan

Calypso

Hodgepodge

Mrs. Tailspin

Ungaro

Tangerine

Barty Crouch Jr.

Sashimi

Agent Gills

Sushi

Pollock

Naida

Claude

Chips

Tyden

Confetti

Zander

Fancy Bait

Comet Tail

Mermaid

Jaws

Hydra

Titanic

Ahtolla

James Pond

Lala

Fillet

Mrs. Fishy

Goggledegook

Speckles

Bo-Diddley

Mistress

Django- the tanked fish

Bermuda

Doug

Doris

Edward- the sparkler

Lana

Silvia

Fishy Lady

Troy

Coral Countess

Quinton

Nautica

Mr. Jazzy Tails

Tapioca

Norton

Finberly

Rascal

Esmargot

Tiny Tim

Mrs. Selfish

Edgar

Almonds

Romello

Algae

Alejandro

Penelope

Fishface

Popsicle

Coverboy

Prudence

Twister

Yvette

Jack Sparrow

Nymph

Casanova

Beyoncé

Obama

La poisson (la pwa-son)

Ozwald

Zenya

Tornado

Bellatrix

Stephen Fry

Pollywoodle

Agent Cody Tanks

Ichthika

Black Beard

Teepee

Sirius

Cleopatra

Presley

Himawari

MoJo-JoJo

Brittnie

Tasuki

Zelda

Buster

Vesper

Finnegan

What’s the best thing about naming any pet in the world? First - they will never change their name even if they don’t like it and second - they will continue to love you unconditionally no matter what name you call them with. Aww!